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What you wanted to happen:
Reality:
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one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
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school would be 800% better if there was no math involved
If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
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