drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"


mohawklliam:

when u get comfortable again after u went to see what ur mom wanted and she calls u again

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omgitsnils:

there there


isnt:

i wanna play drums w ur butt


fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014


internetexplorers:

11 abominations


zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it


mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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evske:

how much is this in dollars?


canyounotelmo:

That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.


caseyanthonyofficial:

omgbuglen:

Save the Bees!


We don’t negotiate with terrorists

caseyanthonyofficial:

omgbuglen:

Save the Bees!

We don’t negotiate with terrorists


mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.


hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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