"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"
when u get comfortable again after u went to see what ur mom wanted and she calls u again
i wanna play drums w ur butt
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
how much is this in dollars?
That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and