my dad just got a goat
ive gotten very close to a relationship
like 2 inches away because my friends were making out in front of me
because I absolutely had to
the ios7 camera makes you look so much tanner
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
in a /tagged/me jerking my meat
realize its my own /tagged/me
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
hearing a hot guy complain about being single
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
nose more stuffed than yo girls bra
do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine
hold my drink, I have to punch, shoot, and stab this motherfucker all at the same time.