urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper


back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"



nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*


boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard




h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor


trust:

when ur plant dies

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swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded


passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower


bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

god dang i am on fire tonight

 no u r not u make this up for note

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bet u feel real stupid right now 


Draw yourself grocery shopping with Dwayne Johnson

pokepuffs:

hell yea



easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them


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